Understanding the Women's Language!


Does the MAN of your house look at you funny

with a HUGE ??? in his face
when you talk and he JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND??
(Hey! I live with 4 males - happens ALL the time at my house!)
Well, here are some helpful hints - MEN!
Found a blog where they shared a fabulously funny (but true!) guide about understanding women's vocabulary, here is a snippet of it....

"Fine" This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"Five Minutes" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the garbage, so it's an even trade.

"Nothing" This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine"...

Ladies! Are these not true words of wisdom! hahaha! Thought I would share!   Go check out KV's blog here and laugh - too funny that we were both thinking things on the same subject line. "Great minds think alike?"

Here's another funny (shared from another teacher here at the high school ~ thanks PR)
We all know . . .
people born before 1946 are called The Silent generation,

folks born between 1946 and 1959 are called Baby Boomers,

people born between 1960 and 1979 are called Generation X,

and young people born between 1980 and 1995 are called Generation Y.

Do you know why we call the last one generation Y?
The cartoon below explains it eloquently . . ..